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mandypatinkin:

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE BECAUSE THEY HAD THE WEINER DOG RACES DOWN IN BUDA TEXAS AND THEY ALWAYS HAVE A THEME AN THIS YEAR IT WAS LES WIENERABLES

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samandriel:

if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest shit ever

OMFG we were just talking about this in history last week! fucking there were two popes then to solve the issue some one made a third pope!

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danielle! hahaha i need to play a full game soon

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fuckyeahlaughters:

someone shopped the bike out of this .gif and I’m laughing so hard oh my god

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so hard not to laugh in class

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me being a nerd i just think this is cool looking

this just reminded me there are actually two people who are me blowjobs… yea i never plan on cashing those in though

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morsmordre-x:

harry potter meme: one house [1/1] » Slytherin

↳ “Slytherin will help you on the way to greatness.”

i still say slytherin deserves some credit for not being all evil theres nothing wrong with aiming for being the best. can you say throughout the series harry never used a tactic that a slytherin would have used so he could suceed? 

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